Ah, writer's block, so we meet again! Hello, hello, my terrible old friend. Once, my creaky door you wouldn’t dare hearken Now that you’re back I only feel like I’m bark’n.
The last time you came, I wrote a big thesis I managed to finish without going to pieces. Who asked you to return, you were not invited! And you better not say that I was nearsighted!
You come and you go, you mess with my head All I can do is climb painfully into bed. The pillows I hit with all of my might And tear my hair out until I’m such a big fright.
“What shall I write! What shall I write!” (Maybe I’ll delete my blog out of spite) A green tea, a coffee, a chocolate or two Still nothing works to release me from you.
GO AWAY! Madness! Release my poor brain! Why can’t I write just one stupid refrain? Argh! This is silly, but what can a girl do? Go to Marina Mall? Buy MORE expensive shoes?
I jog and I jog, while remembering the blog And outside the dust rages like L.A. smog. Sometimes I try with all of my power- But darn it, you haunt me, even after three showers!
So now I beseech you, just please go away! Writers block, I will slay you! If you even *think* you can stay!
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ReplyDeleteI feel u !
I'm really hating how it suffocates us .
( Keep Trying )
hehehe
ReplyDeleteVery succinct.
For you, Flaming Flamingoliya:
ReplyDelete"Ode to My Writer’s Block"
By Ms. Baker Al-Bakery
Ah, writer's block, so we meet again!
Hello, hello, my terrible old friend.
Once, my creaky door you wouldn’t dare hearken
Now that you’re back I only feel like I’m bark’n.
The last time you came, I wrote a big thesis
I managed to finish without going to pieces.
Who asked you to return, you were not invited!
And you better not say that I was nearsighted!
You come and you go, you mess with my head
All I can do is climb painfully into bed.
The pillows I hit with all of my might
And tear my hair out until I’m such a big fright.
“What shall I write! What shall I write!”
(Maybe I’ll delete my blog out of spite)
A green tea, a coffee, a chocolate or two
Still nothing works to release me from you.
GO AWAY! Madness! Release my poor brain!
Why can’t I write just one stupid refrain?
Argh! This is silly, but what can a girl do?
Go to Marina Mall? Buy MORE expensive shoes?
I jog and I jog, while remembering the blog
And outside the dust rages like L.A. smog.
Sometimes I try with all of my power-
But darn it, you haunt me, even after three showers!
So now I beseech you, just please go away!
Writers block, I will slay you!
If you even *think* you can stay!
Broke
ReplyDeletehahahahaa 6al3a min galb!!!!
MsB
I LOVE IT THANK YOU!
i will read it over and over till it's gone!!!!
T9er ba7san il3aylat ;>
ReplyDeleteur in need of inspiration
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ReplyDeletelong tiiiiiiiime :)
eshda3wa
exactly!!