Friday, July 08, 2005

My Face is my Fortune



Where are you going to my pretty maid




Where are you going to,
My pretty maid,
Where are you going to,
My pretty maid?

I'm going a-milking, sir,
She said,
Sir, she said,
Sir, she said,
I'm going a-milking, Sir,
She said.

Shall I go with you,
My pretty maid?
Shall I go with you,
My pretty maid?

Yes, if you please, kind sir,
She said,
Sir, she said,
Sir, she said,
Yes, if you please, kind sir,
She said.

What is your father,
My pretty maid?
What is your father,
My pretty maid?

My father's a farmer, sir,
She said,
Sir, she said,
Sir, she said,
My father's a farmer, sir,
She said.

What is your fortune,
My pretty maid?
What is your fortune,
My pretty maid?

My face is my fortune, sir,
She said,
Sir, she said,
Sir, she said,
My face is my fortune, sir,
She said.

Then I can't marry you,
My pretty maid?
Then I can't marry you,
My pretty maid?

Nobody asked you, sir,
She said,
Sir, she said,
Sir, she said,
Nobody asked you, sir,
She said.


Note: Some people didn't get it, maybe they were too lazy to read it fully :P
So I highlighted the main points there. Hope you get it dude!

Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Shrinking

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Remember when we used to shrink images and save documents on disks?
Remember the piles of disks on your desk? Remember how long it took a disk to show files or to open them?
Aren't you glad that those days are over?
I am thankful for the invention of memory sticks.
They are small. They save and show files fast.
CDs were discovered before, but CD burning takes time too.

Information storage space shrunk from a room to a 5cm piece that you can hide in your pocket or hang as a necklace.

Don't you wish some other things shrink as well too?
Your car for example? So that you don't have to worry about finding a place to park?
Your bum?

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Or maybeee your man?

m



Who knows, maybe the translated saying "Her husband is her ring" becomes real?

The Haunted House

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“Ghosts are the creation of fictitious minds”; that was my belief until I visited the haunted house which has always been an attraction to me and my friend. She used to tell me countless stories about people going to that house and disappearing afterwards and stories about survivors who managed to get out but were obliged to go to psychiatric help.

I used to mock my friend for believing such foolish stories. How could an invisible thing exist, and even if it did, why would it harm innocent people. I just could not accept that thought and tried hard to get it out of her mind but she just would not listen. She was predetermined and stubborn.

My friend lived next door to that house with her bedroom window over looking the house; a thing that caused her haunting fear day and night. She surprised me one day by suggesting an unexpected idea…


to be continued

Monday, July 04, 2005

I Love my Shoes

I went to AL Koot shopping mall. On my way in, one young lady with her two friends were yelling at 3 young men who seemed to be flirting with them. All I thought was "this is just the beginning, what will happen next" as I was intending to roam around alone.

All was fine, no body bothered. In fact no one even looked in to my eyes. Why? I didn't know. I was just glad that I shopped safely. On my way out, a guy said: " wesh hal jooty?!". That's when I knew the secret and realized that my big bulky sneakers didn't fit in.

***


I liked how the fruits and vegetables area was neat and clean. So I took my camera and started shooting. Sellers there were so happy with the camera and wanted to show up on each picture I took. They were so co-operative. I bet they thought I was a journalist.



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fruit2



fruit1



I like the water melon shot the most

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Thursday, June 30, 2005

TooT tOOt


تقول الأخت الفاضلة دبليو من المملكة العربية السعودية
انا مقبلة على ٢٥ وشايلة هم القطار اللي بيفوتني،، مير* اصلا ما ادري وين المحطة


وتقول الأخت الفاضلة
بروك من الكويت
هالعمر فيه عيب واحد .. الا و هو انج راح اتلقبين بلقب جميل جدا اذا ما تزوجتي


أما الفنان راشد الماجد من المملكة العربية السعودية فيقول
القطار وفاتنا

التحليل
أنا أقول بما أن دولنا هذه ليس بها قطار واحد فكيف لنا أن نطوفه وكيف لنا أن نسأل عن الطريق إليه


النتيجة
لا يوجد قطار


الحل
أن نتبع ما يقوله الفنان عبدالمنعم مدبولي من جمهورية مصر العربية
توت توت
توت توت
توت توت توت توت توووووت

Monday, June 20, 2005

Um Rashed

تعلن (أم راشد) عن افتتاح مقرها الانتخابي بقاعة الراية
ولكل عانس ومطلقة طشة فال وبديكير ومنيكير وأبر تفخ الشفايف ورفع الحاجب
ويوجد لدينا دكتور لشد التجاعيد وشفط الدهون
كل هذه الأعمال مجانا
لا تترددن بأصواتكن أيتها نون النسوه
سوف أمحي كل عنوستكن
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موضوع آثار التقدم بالسن وكيفية المحافظة على الشباب أصبح محور حديث زميلاتي اللاتي يبلغن من العمر الثلاثون وما فوق، كل واحدة تنظر في مرآتها الصغيرة وتتفحص وجهها وصفة أسنانها، يتناقشن حول التجاعيد التي تظهر أسفل العين، خططهن المستقبلية حول العلاج بالبوتوكس وأفضل أنواع الكريمات المستخدمة مثل ماركة أوباجي
هذه الماركة لديها عيادة طبية بالكويت لفحص البشرة وتحديد نوع الكريمات، ما أثار دهشتي هو تقديمهم علاج لازالة رائحة الابط
ألا تتمنون ارسال بعض معارفكم هناك


ماذا سأفعل يا ترى حين أبلغ الثلاثون، آآآآه الثلاثون وما أدراكم ما سيجره الثلاثون
رقم مخيف
ليس به رحمة
لست بطفلة ولست بمراهقة
لست بفتاة ولست بصبية
ثلاثون
ثلاثة من العقود
هل ستجرني الى قبر يملؤه الدود
أم جنة تملؤها الورود
هل ستتحول حياتي من رقود وركود وجمود
الى حياة فيها يتحقق الوفاء بالوعود
هل سينطفئ القلب الحسود وتتلاشى كمية الوقود
أم سيطعن بالبارود
مالت على الهنود
يسمون الحليب دود

Short Story

Once upon a time a guy asked a girl: "Will you marry me?". She said "No", and the guy lived happily ever after. Author unknown


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Sunday, June 19, 2005

My Date With The French Guy

It was a blind date. We met by a mutual friend. I was late for the date but he was too sweet that he didn't say a word. He looked older than I thought. But he was fine. He was masculine and cute. As I laid under his arms, his friend called. He told her "je suis travaille" with his charming french accent. I was glad that he didn't want anyone disturbing him while being with me.


He asked me if I felt a thing and I said no. He didn't like what I was wearing so he gave me a green robe, white hat, and blue socks. I didn't like the colors, but I didn't care. He applied strawberry lip stick on my lips. I thought that was rude, as it meant he didn't like the one I was wearing but I still didn't care. We didn't talk much. It usually makes me feel uncomfortable when we don't talk much but I knew he was too busy admiring my white teeth. I was so happy and light headed that I fell a sleep. When I woke up, I didn't find him there. Instead, I found a pregnant lady wearing a robe just like mine. Was I in the delivery room or what? All I remember is that I had a date, I don't recall getting married or becoming pregnant. She took me to the sink and made me swallow two large pills. I looked at the mirror above the sink and I saw a stranger. Who is this! Where is my face! What have you done to me? Where is my french date?!


She didn't answer me. She just made me undress. Wicked lady. She took the robe that my date gave me and threw it in the bin. But why? I wanted to keep it as a souvenir. It smelled like Paghi (Paris). She said that I cannot take them while placing a small container in my hand. Strawberry balm was written on it. Great! I have a better souvenir. As I left the place holding my treasure; I opened it later on only to find 2 great, big, bloody teeth.

Saturday, June 18, 2005

Random Thoughts

1. I heard a problem on the radio about a man who wants to marry a second wife while his first wife has a condition on their marriage certificate that he should never marry another woman. The lawyer was by the woman's side.

2. I heard that a divorced man becomes mo3aqqad after his first failure. He strives to not to repeat his mistakes.
I also heard that a divorced man becomes easy and flexible in his second marriage in order to save his second try.


3. Some people say that marriage out of love fails in most cases. Love does not last.
Other people who choose traditional marriage fail too.


4. Good religious men with no experience in relationships want to marry beautiful girls. They feel they deserve the best. Some of them even with beards look for girls not wearing veil. But once they marry her, they start imposing their rules. Why not look for someone who wears hijab from the beginning?

5. Regular men with experience don't care that much for beauty, they settle for less. Some look for a religious covered girl because they don't trust themselves. Some marry less fortunate girls because they know they would not feel jealous.

6. She wants to wear makeup, he doesn't want her to.


7. He's sick with an incurable disease. He wishes he had another disease even if it were a worse one. He thinks at least it would have it's medicine.

8. They were exchanging mobile shots and movies of a wedding that had famous singers. One exclaimed that it was great that mobiles weren't taken at the entrance of the wedding hall. The others mocked her "they would not dare to take our mobiles". They even shared watching the movies with men. They think that as long as the audience cannot be seen clearly, they would not be known. "So what's the problem? Just shut up Missy!"

Missy replied: "If it weren't for your actions, they wouldn't have thought of taking your mobiles away".

9. It is sad when I see that two people get married without their parent's approval. It usually ends in divorce either because of arising problems or the husband submitting to his parents command (mothers mostly). He proves his strong personality in the beginning, but fails to continue. Do parents have the right to disapprove a marriage?

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

White Pigeon

I ran over a white fat pigeon standing on a curve coming from the highway
I felt it being crashed under my car (not under the tires)
I saw it in the mirror being split in to pieces
It's white feathers flying in the air
I saw it on my way but I thought it would fly
I had no time to think or move, as I was on a curve

Please forgive me :~(

Friday, June 10, 2005

Honey, Where are you?


A married lady called Khalid Abdul-Jaleel, the lawyer, on his weekly radio program (Saturday, 2pm) asking about her husband's behaviour. She says that he stays in the bathroom for 1-4 hours and when she asks him why he takes so long, all he says is "why are you in a hurry?". Khalid Abdul-Jaleel had no solution or an explanation to the problem as he only deals with law cases. But he added that this is the third same problem he hears in one week. He advised her to check with a psychologist.

So guys and gals, what do you think is keeping the husband for long hours in the bathroom?



Interesting topics I read on Al Watan newspaper today Friday:

1. Chef Abeer Al-Rashid says: "The way to an oriental man's heart is through his mind, and not his stomach".

2. Latest mode: Lie tests for men proposing for marriage.

Sunday, June 05, 2005

Why Do fewer Women..

get married these days?


Because they would rather have bacon in the fridge, than a pig in the living room.


Saturday, June 04, 2005

Arab Blog

وأخيرا تمت اضافة مدونتي على أحد القوائم
شكرا جزيلا لإضافتي، لكم خالص التقدير

Saturday, May 28, 2005

A Day in Heaven

Full moon.. silky reflection on water

I went to chalet on Thursday night. The whether was perfect. It wasn't too cold, not too hot, a bit humid maybe but turned cool at night. While resting on the beach, big round full moon appeared in the sky out of no where. It was beautiful. And it's reflection over the calm sea was even more beautiful. It looked just like silk. One thing that ruined the setting was a car driving along the beach. Where I and the kids had to stay backwards each time it passed.
Late at night, I had a girly chat with my cousins about men right after watching Fawziya Durea's program. I announced my wish to marry a Muslim American. It is an old wish that I keep repeating whenever I get pissed off from stories I hear about Kuwaiti men. I wish for an American in particular because I know that when they convert to Islam they become more Muslims than us in mind and heart and I've seen many good examples. So since I am in Kuwait, my choice would be an American from the marines. My sister didn't like the idea and said that a lady who's married to one was complaining that they are rigid and stiff because of the harsh work life they lead.


too tired to walk on your feet?


The next morning, which is today Friday the whether was much more pleasant as the sun was blinded by passing clouds. It was my first day since last summer that I took a dip. But just before that, I was sitting inside having breakfast as two gorgeous bodies I mean guys were walking down the beach. To let you get a close picture one was Tom cruise look a like but more masculine and the other was young Tom Silik. I jumped out of my place and took the binoculars that were resting (ahem) very close to the window. Oh my God, Oh my God, Oh my God. Not only they were stunning but also were wearing black bikinis. Where the hell did they come from? Oh my God. I just prayed Friday prayer (yes I woke up late and had breakfast at lunch time), and I just had my wish last night, and here they are right in front of our chalet. I jumped and I yelled and I laughed with glee. "Sis come here take a look". "Yuck" is all what she said. Well you know, she is one of those who over look great bodies and concentrate on illegitimate material. "Yuck they are wearing bikinis!" Oh well never mind her. They are mine. They are mine. They are my dream come true; Two beautiful creatures at once, Yeeha.

It was time to go swimming. I swam and swam till everyone was gone and I was all alone struggling with water as it was high tide and I am not a good swimmer. So as I was practicing I glanced them coming back. So what was I to do except keep swimming and looking through my sun glasses. You know how they can become handy at times. Not indoors of course like what some people do. Anyway, so as they came closer and closer, and as there was no one swimming except me! As they approached both of them were excited and looking at me then they ran to my uncles chalet (he wasn't there and the shutters were closed) that I was swimming in front of. OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD am I dreaming or what? Is this really happening? I'm not wearing my medical glasses and the sun glasses I was wearing were unclear because of water drops. My eyes were burning out of salty water but nevertheless, it was real. Yes they sat there on the balcony! They had the courage to sit and lie there! At my uncles chalet! WOW! Ok, my alarm was on. What if my family saw me? I know I did nothing! I know I didn't invite them! I know I had nothing to do with it but somehow my last night's wish and my binoculars bay/guy watch made me feel guilty.

Maybe they heard me! Yes they did! This has never happened before! Why now? Why today? Yes, I surely had something to do with it. What would I tell my family? The scenario began running through my head. "Yes, I was just swimming and they passed by. They were tired so they wanted to rest". They would say "why here? Why when you're the only one swimming?". Then I'd say "maybe because I am the only girl they could watch swimming since all the rest of the girls are on their jet skies!" ok maybe this would come to my benefit and convince them to be less over protective and let me ride a jet ski.

Now back to the guys. They kept watching me. I felt like a swimmer showing off. I know I was just practicing and I was ashamed of the way I swam but if I stopped they would know I was being shy. And then I would do nothing except bathing alone.

My aunt came out of chalet and went towards my uncle's. OH MY GOD. I know her type. She says everything that's on her mind. What would she tell them? Please don't please don't, I pleaded while watching her pass them. Thank God she said nothing! Why did she pass there? I don't know! Maybe she liked them too?

They stayed for too long. I waited and waited for them to leave but they did not! No one was ever interested in me that much before. Tom cruise look alike I'm talking about here! I didn't want to stay too much in the sun although it was cloudy but I wanted to save my skin color. Now It was time for me to leave, sorry guys but I really have to leave, could you please turn your heads and NOT watch my tent? (my swim suit). I did not want to ruin the mind picture they had! Not a tent! No! The tent that everyone made fun of even our maids! My beauty I had to rescue, my skin I had to preserve from aging. So there I stood up and walked with courage. You know how women walk on bay watch? I did too, only wearing a tent. Well they are in Kuwait and they should expect that right? No way were they admiring me all that time without knowing I had a tent hiding beneath the water. I'm sure it showed from my strong swimming arms.

Now why when I just stood up and wanted to leave something made me stay? I couldn't leave destiny without making one. So I sat on the sand with my foot on the water. I didn't know that strong waves would practically hit me and move my body in a way I wouldn't want them to see. So as I was struggling with those waves and trying to sit still, I heard a loud voice saying something like woha yeeha, you know something like that. What? Are they applauding for me? They must be! Because I just sat on the beach! So as I turned my face towards them, they were both running to the water and swam like pros and vanished away. Yes they swam like pros, and I was the ugly duckling striving for her breath as I was playing a scene.

They really vanished in the sea. I couldn't see them walking by the beach, nor in the sea. They were either mad pros or angels sent from heaven to make my day then disappear!

I walked along the beach barefoot, scrubbed my foot and hand with sand. Then went to the back area of the chalet and lay under the sun rays coming out from between the clouds. I saw care bears and balloons. It felt so cool as water was evaporating from my tent. It was relaxing too.


Cloudy and cooooool sun

When I saw my sisters I asked them if they witnessed anything and to my shock they did not. They have seen nothing. I felt relieved that I had no explanation to tell as no one saw or knew anything. But this heavenly day; was it real? Were they real? Or were they just angels sent from heaven to make my day? Whatever they were, who ever they were, I send them my thanks. And please if you two happen to stumble upon my blog, give me a call (email me that is). Well I just want a pinch to know you guys were real.

I never enjoyed Kuwait like I did today. I love Kuwait.

Saturday, May 21, 2005

مذكرات عانس 2 الجزء الأخير

وفجأة طلبت مني أن أنظر جيدا إلى الرجلان اللذان مرا من خلفها واللذان بدا بعيدان كل البعد عن الصورة التي
رسمتها في مخيلتي
شكت أن يكون هو واحد منهما ولكني أعلنت لحظتها وبكل حزم بعدم تقبلي له وعن عدم احتمال أن يكون هو، على الرغم من جلوسه بالطاولة القريبة مني وباتجاهي ، على عكس المشتبه به الأول ذو الرائحة الزكية
لا، أعلنت بنفسي بأنه ليس هو ولا أريد أن يكون هو
مرت الدقائق وبقينا مدة زادت عن الساعة، أكلت المقبلات، الموالح، الحلويات، وشربت القهوة والعصير، بمعنى أني أديت جميع طقوس الإفطار دون أن أعلم وقتها أي واحد كان
إن كان جالس أم مجرد يتفرج من بعيد
إن كان ذو العطر الفواح أم الذي لم أتقبله
اسمعي يا مرافقتي
هل لك أن تصدقي شعوري بأنه مازال نائما
لم لم تتواعدوا على الغداء
شاب يقوم من نومه يوم عطلته ليذهب ويقابل فتاة لا يعرفها، فقط مرشحه من قبل أهله، في أحد المطاعم، لم
أعدت هذه الإسطوانة عدة مرات عليها ولكن في كل مرة كانت تطمئنني بأن قريبته قد أكدت لها بأنه قد خرج من منزله
ربما شاهدني من بعيد ولم أعجبه، مثلما لم يعجبني الذي جلس أمامي، فهرب
لا أريد حتى التفكير بهذا الإحتمال، فمجاملة صغيرة بجلوسه ولو لشرب قهوة ومن ثم إعلان رفضه سيكون أهون بكثير
طال الجلوس فقررت مرافقتي الرحيل
رجعت لبيتي بخفي لو نوتر وكأنه لم يحدث شيء
تصرفت أمي بعدم المبالاة، متمنية عدم حدوث شيء بسبب عدم رغبتها بالخطيب المنتظر لسبب أراه غير مقنع، فأنا شخص لا أعتمد على قبضة القلب بدون سبب واضح مقنع
لم نتبادل الحديث، كل ماقلته لها بأني لا أعلم مالذي حدث غير أنني استمتعت بإفطار شهي
بعد ساعة، تلقيت رسالة بالهاتف من مرافقتي تقول
المعذرة، فحدسك كان صحيح، فهو لم يحضر، فقد كان نائم
كيف لي أن أعتذر منك، سامحيني
وبعد ساعة أخرى، إتصلت تحدثني وهي محرجة
تقول بأنها لم تتوقف عن لوم أهله حين أكدوا مغادرة ابنهم المنزل، وقالت بأن أهله ظلوا يعتذرون، فهم لم يتوقعوا بأن إبنهم قد يطوف الموعد وينام
المعذرة
فقلت
لقد كان إفطارا شهيا، متى سنفطر معا مره أخرى
لم أرجع فقط بخفي لو نوتر، بل أيضا بنصيبي من الفاتورة

Friday, May 20, 2005

مذكرات عانس 2 الجزء الثالث


لقد تغير.. قالتها وهي معجبة به لدرجة أني شعرت بالفخر لأنه سيصبح لي وببعض الغيرة كونها قريبة مني، فقد كانت تبدو منبهرة أكثر مني
هل يمكن لشخص أن يصبح جذاب بهذه السرعة، فهي لم تره منذ بضعة أشهر فقط

جلس بطاولة قريبة منا، وبوضع يجعلها تراقبه ويراقبها، أما انا فلا
يا إلاهي، هل هو معجب بها أيضا
ولكنه حين مر بيننا كان يطالعتي أنا
مضت الدقائق وكأنها ساعات إلى أن قالت لي فجأة وباستغراب:
أنظري لقد جاء رجل وامرأة وجلسا معه
أنا: ربما لكي يتخفى عني لكي لا أعرفه في حال لم أعجبه، نطقت بها وأنا أشعر بقليل من الغيرة من المرأة بجانبه، إمرأة ترافقه من أول يوم لقاء عابر بيننا، صحيح أنها كانت برفقة رجل ولكن لم أجد ما يثبت بأنه زوجها

وفي وسط هذه التحليلات أعلنت مرافقتي فجأة بأنها قد اتصلت بقريبته التي أكدت بأنه قد غادر دون رفقة أحد ودون إعلانه بنية لقاء أحد

بدء الإحباط يتسرب في قلبي، بعد كل هذا تشكين بأنه هو

بدأت أعيننا تناظر الناس من حولنا مرة أخرى لعلنا نجده جالس، أو مار دون جلوس من هنا أو هناك
أحسست ببعض الإحباط الذي قد تسرب فيها أيضا

مذكرات عانس 2 الجزء الأخير


Wednesday, May 18, 2005

مذكرات عانس 2 الجزء الثاني

و صلنا بالموعد المحدد وبدأنابتناول الوليمة
طول الوقت كانت عيناها تراقب الناس من حولنا علها تجده، ولكنهالم تجده
اتصلت بأهل الولد حتى تطمئن ولكنهم أكدوا لها بأنه قد خرج، فتغلق الهاتف وهي سعيدة متأملة، وتبدء المراقبة من جديد
هي تقول: أظن بأنه ذاك
فأنزل بصري وتتجمد حركتي وأصغر لقمتي
هي: لا لقد غادر المكان
فأرتاح وأبدأ الأكل من جديد
وبعد مدة: إنه ذاك
فأتجمد مره أخرى ، وأنظف يدي تارة عله يكون جريء ويجيء ليسلم علي
وأنظف فمي تارة أخرى
ويتكرر الأمر مع كل واحد تشبه عليه
حتى بالنهاية جاء ذلك الرجل المنتظر
ياه أحببته من أول نظرة وأظنه أحبني أيضا
طوله، عرضه، لونه، ملامحه، رائحته التي خدرتني وأنستني طبق الأجبان الذي أمامي
نظرته الجريئة التي غمرتني بجاذبيتها
لم لم تقولي لي بأن هذه أوصافه، لو أنك قد قلتي لي لما ترددت حين سألتني
هي منبهره بمظهره وجاذبيته والأكثر من هذا نظراته الجريئة لي

Saturday, May 14, 2005

مذكرات عانس 2 الجزء الأول

أقنعتني برؤيته، أغرتني بشخصيته، لطالما مدحته لي على الرغم من رفض أهلي له
كلمتني ذلك اليوم وهي سعيدة بطلب أهله لرؤيته لي، فهو فارس أحلامي، أقصد فارس أحلامها الذي تعتقد بأنه يصلح لي
انقبض قلبي وتحركت مصاريني، ولكن قلت مالمانع، فإني بكل الأحوال خارجة معها لتناول وجبة الإفطار حينها سيأتي فارس أحلامها ويراني خلسة
وضعت المسألة في كفي الميزان، سأجني زوج إن رآني وأعجبته
سأجني بوفيه فاخر إن رآني ولم أعجبه
وافقت، فالمسألة بدت سهلة وفيها كسب في كلتا الحالتين
كان في يوم إجازتي الذي عادة ما أقوم من النوم إلا ظهرا، ولكني استيقظت مبكرة ذاك اليوم حرصا على الموعد وبالأحرى خوفا منها فقد كانت شديدة الحرص على الحضور بالموعد لكي لا نأخره
فهي تعلم تمام العلم بأني حين تأخرت على المتقدم الذي سبقه والذي كان ينتظرني على العشاء قد فر بسبب تأخري ولا مبالاتي حين فضلت المزيد من التسوق وتأخير العشاء، حتى وإن وصلت إلى المطعم وأكلت بكل حياء ورزانة، علمت بعدها ببضعة أيام بأنه لم يصمد حتى قدومي وذهب
لم تكن تريد إعادة الكرة
وربما لم أرد أنا ذلك

مذكرات عانس 1

Friday, May 13, 2005

Mommy Doesn't Love Me






Mommy doesn’t hug me
Mommy doesn’t miss me
Mommy doesn’t love me
Mommy doesn’t miss me

She shouts and screams;
To make me tidy my sheets
She becomes mad;
When I play with our neighbor lad

She slaps my face,
When she finds us race;
No tomboy I want to raise

Tidy your room
Hide your dollies
And dress;
My friends I want to impress

Smile and don’t giggle
Walk in grace and don’t wiggle
A daughter she wants perfect;
My soul is corrupted

I plead you my cyber mommy;
Your love,
Your tender touch;
Would definitely make me jolly

Mommy doesn’t hug me
Mommy doesn’t miss me
Mommy doesn’t love me
Mommy doesn’t miss me

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