Monday, March 26, 2007

Zamazing

"How come girls wanna marry and at the same time they call men
bastards or 3oo3 or Z? They wont gain men's respect"

That was a private feedback I got on my email today regarding my last post The Z Conversation


What do you tink?

Sunday, March 25, 2007

The Z Conversation

Once upon a time, my phone rang and the following conversation took place:

Me: Hello?
She: Flam?!
M: You?! (a close friend whom I haven't seen in years)
She: Hiiiiiiii
Me: How you've beeeen?!
She: Z..!
Me: hahaha me too!
She: Offfff men are so Z..!
Me: wahahaha I'm so glad you feel the same!
She: Yeah, no men in my life, khalas! Z..!
Me: My God, you can't imagine how happy I am!
She: hehehehe Z..!
Me: Then we've gotta meet!
She: Yes we've gotta!
Me: Way ZZZ..!
She: eee ZZZ..!
Me: Ok I'll see you tomorrow!


End of conversation.



It is so nice talking to an old friend who understands.

Saturday, March 24, 2007

He's Grown

I saw my cousin today. He's a few years younger and I haven't seen him in a long time. He got married to the woman he loves and has a baby now. It felt strange just looking at him, seeing how he's grown to a fine man, how polite he was when speaking to my uncle, how gentle he was when he kissed my grandmother's forehead. All I was thinking how well my aunt raised him. He has a career now, walked behind his father's footsteps. He simply looked and acted like a fine man. I felt proud, as if he was my own.


I am so impressed that I am missing Dr. Foziya's show right now!


I had lunch at a cafe today. I was alone at my table, but enjoyed the company of 6 old women sitting on the table next to me. They were loud, their talk was amusing; I didn't feel alone.

Friday, March 23, 2007

Avenues

  • I went to the Avenues.
  • I got dizzy in the parking lot. Looked like a maze.
  • The floor is slippery, so be sure to wear rubber shoes.
  • There's Gap (yeey) but it's not open yet.
  • I saw 3 branches of starbucks and most shops are AlShayea.
  • Clothes and sizes were abundant unlike here where all sizes are 10!
  • Why has Large size turned to Small? Standard sizes are shrinking, while I am not.
  • H&M there has underwear section (yeey yeey).

  • It's my forth job, and no one's looked at my C.V.
  • All my life I've wished to get a job without wasta; it seems impossible.

Saturday, March 10, 2007

Love Versus Pimple

Comparison chart

Love

Pimple

Your cheeks blush

You get inflated with joy

You get butterflies in your stomach

Differences emerge

You feel sick to the stomach thinking about it

You can't take it anymore, you break up


You get miserable and find it hard to cope


You wipe your tears

You get a scar in your heart

You think that you won't love another

You seek psychologist's help

You get healed with time

You start looking for a new one and find it in the most unexpected places


It starts with redness

An oily bump grows

The bump starts to itch

The red bump turns to a nasty white one

You feel disgusted looking at it

You can't stand its sight anymore, you play with it till it explodes


Stain comes out and you don't know what to do


You wipe the stain away

You get a scar on your skin

You think the scar won't heal

You seek dermatologist’s help

You get healed with time

A new one looks for you, in the most expected situations, like a huge one on the tip of your nose, on your wedding night.

Intrusion

my sister is blackmailing me.

When my sister found out that Flamingoliya the blogger is me, she got crazily mad why I haven't told her. She felt like I betrayed her. She told me everything, and expected the same thing in return.

Now, not only she remembers the betrayal in her heart, she's also blackmailing me. She has a friend who tells her everything, and she feels obliged to tell her that Flamingoliya is me. Keeping my secret makes her feel that she's betraying her friend!!!!

She doesn't understand the meaning of privacy. She doesn't understand that I have a world of my own. She wants to invade me. Whenever the circle grows, I feel less giving to this blog. No one understands this feeling except bloggers who blog my way.

Sooner or later she's going to find out. Let her find out the natural way. If she's a good friend, she wouldn't feel betrayed. The thing is MY secret, not my sister's.

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Being temporarily unemployed feels great; I have time for myself. My friend says that I’m going to get bored in 3 months max. I DON'T think so!!! ;-)

First thing I did during my free time is to go to the salon and get 7amam zait. My hair felt like Arfaj for ages, I just knew that I only needed a simple pampering.

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I need a good طبيب عظام
ِAny recommendations?
فيني دودوو

Wednesday, February 28, 2007

YES YES YES

I QUIT I QUIT I QUIT
YES YES YES
I QUIT I QUIT I QUIT



I posted about quiting before a few days, it was my first step in to quiting. Today was the second. Saturday will be the third. I'm not sure about the forth, which should be the last. They have to .... .. .... in order for me to change my mind.


NIYAHAHA

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My Spiritual Journey (1)

If you want to feel dangerously drop dead gorgeous, go to Saudi Arabia with your face uncovered.



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and the journey begins.

Monday, February 19, 2007

Let The Stain Come Out

مرهفة الاحساس
شديدة البأس
أجد حزنا في كل شيء مفرح
نظراته
حركاته
كلامه
كله احساس يعبر عن احساسي

نودع بعضنا قبل أن نلتقي

نلتقي
نتجانس
نتباعد
نلتصق

نقرأ أفكار بعض
أغير
يثور
أثور
يغير

نحب
نحب
نحب

يلحقنا قانون ملعون
هناك فارق بالسنون

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Inspired

ليت الأيام كلها اليوم

لم أسعد يوما كسعادتي اليوم

حيث أني

تيقنت من حبه لي
رأيت العقرب في عينيه

حيث أني

قُدرت لعملي
أُهديت هدية
شُكرتُ على هدية لم تكن مني

حيث أني

أثبت بأنني محقة
شهدت الغيرة في عينيها
كل شيء كان واضحا

كل شيء

كوضوح الشمس في الكويت
شهر يوليو
الساعة 12 ظهرا


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ليتك تعلم كم أحتقرك الآن

ليتك ترى كم هائمة أنا الآن


...... بآخر



ليتك
.....


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أبكي حبا
أبكي عشقا
أبكي هياما

أبكي ضحكة كانت نادرة
أبكي أياما بدأت بالعد التنازلي


ليتهم جميعا عفويين مثلك


Seen Jeem

س. هل يستطيع الكاتب أن يكتب شيئا لا يفهمه؟

ج. نعم، لأنه لو كان يفهمه، لما كتب عنه



س. ولم يكتبه؟

ج. لعل وعسى أن يقرأه أحدا ويفهمه، فيُفهمُه



س. وكيف للقارئ أن يفهم إذا كان الكاتب أصلا لا يفهم؟

ج. وهل ترى نفسك بالمرآة كما يراك الناس بالعين المجردة؟



س. أفهِمني إذا عن ماذا أكتُب؟

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Tomorrow’s Valentine’s Day

& I’m in love

Don’t ask me with whom

They are too many

Monday, February 12, 2007

Just switched to beta

276 Posts, last published on Feb 12, 2007




أحب أن أكتب هنا، بعيدا عن صخب المدينة


مالكتابة إلا تفريغ للنفس الرهينة

قدري لعب بي، آن الوقت لألعب به

الصبر حميد، ولكن ليس لأمد الدهر

العمر قصير، ونفسي أقصر

ليست الشطارة بالانتقام الهمجي، بل بتعليم خصمك أصول الحرب الباردة

إن لم تكن سعيدا، خذ يو ترن

ان أزعجتك المكالمات والمسجات الهاتفية، أغلق الهاتف

ان جاءك مزاج للكتابه، أكتب وان كنت على خط النار




Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Saturday, February 03, 2007

Fountain of love

choc


The Halal Wine

at The One





لولا الفشله

جان شربت الكاكاو كله

Wednesday, January 31, 2007

?/

I want an arabic-english online translator?


FTP free software?

any recommendations?

Thursday, January 25, 2007

Does it Mean Anything?

A few weeks ago I had a dream of a distant relative whom I have no relationship with what so ever. I haven't even seen him in years. The dream was that we were together, we got along, and I was feeling comfortable.

I was surprised by this dream and didn't know its significance. Today at gran's, my aunt told me that that relative of mine is looking for a wife and that his mom asked her if she knows anyone suitable.

So, what do you think, should I give it a shot? He's a year younger btw.




On anazar note, tshek zis ouet:


madrasa


Received by email


Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Grandma, You Wouldn't Believe This!

Many times mom told us how lazy we are for not doing some house chores.

Many times mom complained about how spoiled we are.

Dear mom, I don't know what you're going to say when I buy this (click).



bath




Dear grandma, now I know why you still can't figure out how beepers work. Technology is moving so fast.


Dear lazybum sis, you won't have to cringe again when your son poops.

Punctuality 6ee6

Just when life became easier and we finally got rid of the punching card system at work..
Just when they started relying on trust..
Just when I became a happier person
Just when I finally stopped worrying about morning crowds and car speed (Jewaira.. tara I am Libran)
Just when my dream of staying home and working through PC started to become real....
...a new manager got hired and suggested getting back to punctuality.


ما مدانا نتهنى
:(


I feel like posting more, but I don't have the time