Thursday, February 18, 2010

Acceptance

طعم السيجاره؟


سعاد: أبي أفش خلقي بشيء، يشوقوني الشباب لما يروحون يدخنون، ودي يكون عندي شيء أفش خلقي فيه.

وبعد نقاش طويل توصلنا إلى أن الأكل هو الشيء الوحيد إلي ممكن تسويه البنت بدون لا أحد يقول لها شيء أو يلومها.

سعاد: أحمد، شنو طعم السيجاره؟

أحمد توهق ووجهه صار أحمر.

أحمد: طعمها مو حلو.

تدخلت شروق وقالت لسعاد: سيجاره؟! ليش ما تجربين وتذوقينها؟!

سعاد الحين توهقت واستغربت من جرأة شروق، فالسيجارة شيء ممنوع على البنت حتى وان كانت لمجرد التذوق.

استهلت شروق من بعد السيجارة إلي المارتيني والفودكا والريد واين، تصف الطعم وبنفس الوقت تقر بأنه كلام الناس وأنها لم تجرب قط.

التفت إلى يميني لأرى ردة فعل سعاد وأحمد، وإذ بهما يتركان المجلس واحد تلو الآخر، لم تكن تعلم شروق بأن مجرد الحديث بهذه المنكرات سيفض المجلس.

Monday, February 08, 2010

One-eight

كلما شفت الوانيت أتدوده، أتخسبق، أطير، أدعم، أطق رصيف، روحي تطلع، ما أتنفس

Friday, February 05, 2010

Longing

خذني هناك



قشعريرة

الساعة السابعة

هيا قومي

أنام، لا أريد القيام

ليت الحياة كلها تلك اللحظة

أنام وأصحى على حبك

أنام بجوارك

أرتمي بحضنك

الدنيا كلها أنت

قلبي ينبض بقلبك

ها أنا في المكتب

أتذكر رسمة وجهك

قلبي يخفق، أريدك

أريد أن أنام بحضنك

أريدك أن تسمعني كما أنت تريد أن أسمعك

موسيقى وأنغام

أمنيات وأحلام

أنقذني من مكتبي، واخطفني بحصان ذهبي

خذني إلى هناك ... و هناك ... وهناك

إلى هناك... وهناك ... وهناك

لا يهمني أين ولكن يهمني الآن

ارحم قلبي العاشق الولهان

أنا لا أطيق الفراق

خذني هناك

إني أحتاج شحنة

قبله

لمه

عضه

لمسه

تنسيني دنياي وتنسيني حتى اسمي

خذني هناك

Monday, January 25, 2010

Saturday, October 18, 2008

saying my goodbyes

at coasta now, sipping my mocha with melted flake, crunching my cheese croissant. i feel like crying. it's my last day. i am going to diet care and start a new phase of torture. i just hope i loose weight fast so that i can come back here to my flake mocha and cheese croissant. there are other restaurants i want to say my goodbyes to. but you can't have them all in a matter of a few days. 

now the question is, can you refer me to a good dietitian in diet care? i used to go to essa dashti who was great and now i can't seem to recognize the other names there, essa left them.






boo



hooo

Tuesday, October 07, 2008

i am full

why do i eat till my stomach gets full and feel like throwing up? why do i keep doing that?
my stomach yells and says have mercy
but i haven't
i love food
and food loves me
maybe it's emotional eating
what i want is to fall in love and see if my eating lessens
even when i don't feel like eating, i still eat
my clothes are getting tight
my cheeks are exploding
i don't have the energy to run up the staires
and when i walk, i feel pregnant.
whenever i decide to diet, i eat more
from now on i will try thinking of the opposite
i want to gain wait
lets see, maybe i'd eat less!!
have you been to napket? i so want to go.

Sunday, October 05, 2008

alamiri

shagool sha7chi
shay mukhzi, mukhazi jiddan jiddan.
mali khulg aktib. bas gilt a3abir 3an shu3oori eb sa6rain.
la baktib, akhaf ag3ad bachir nasya el details.

a mother with a 3 year old boy,bandaged leg, on a wheel chair, feeding him a chocolate bar and chips that she got from the vending machine.
there's no cafeteria there.

a man is thirsty. again there's no cafeteria, and the vending machine has no mineral water. there is a barrada but there are no cups. he takes a foam espresso cup from the coffee machine and goes back to barrada to drink. he calls his driver to go to the nearest baqala (soog amwaja albahar almarkazi) to buy him and his family mineral water.

an old woman lying in men's emergency room because the women's is full and her family keeps closing the curtains for the check up.

a man talks loudly on a mobile phone:
him: entay binta? tara obooch 6a7 3alaina bil qahwa. wain morta?
the doctor hears him and calls:
law sama7at law sama7t! she takes the phone and asks: feeh marath? feeh marath bil kila? mo gadir yitnaffas.

a patient's file is lost. they keep looking, but it's still lost.
not found. heard of egov? it's just a myth.

a patient is taken to a room. different staff help to carry her including nurses, farasheen, farashat.
farrash takes the oxygen tube and tries to fix it.
he shouldn't be holding it, hands must be clean. he does it with his mate, wanting tips from the patients family.

patient is lying straight. she can't breath. her son asks the nurse to push up the bed so that she can breath. nurse says that there is no remote. nurse asks farrasha to go to bed number X and takes its remote. farrasha goes and comes back with nothing. nurse asks where is the remote. farrasha says enta makoo gool remote. farrasha is older than the old patient.

patient has to take medicine. patient has to take medicine. patient has to take medicine. she can't open her mouth. family waits forever for the khafara doctor. forever and ever and ever, family goes home.

jana7 emjadad 3ala nafaqat mu7sina. laish? laish 3ala nafaqat mu7sina?

the ceiling is falling down. i can't look above. i am too scared.

lift takes FOREVER. the elderly can't use the stairs.

in the lift: he doesn't know what button to push. many numbers including "open" and "close" are vanished. why not play a guess game?

i feel sick. i don't know what's making me sicker, the illness of the person i was visiting, or the illness of my country.

It's a shame.

me clicks: publish post

Saturday, October 04, 2008

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Hello from..

The grand mosque.
I am there hopping from one place to another. When i stand next to
kuwaitis, they either smell like bukhoor hindi, khal6a, aw madri
sheno,elmohim ena el ree7a 3atra that makes my nose itch. And when i
go next to ekhwanna el3arab,they smell like kitchen.
My noooose, itching itching,,, we have water sprays above us, its
cool, but making the smell increase because of the humidity its causing.


adious
sniff

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Sunday, September 14, 2008

Love You For A Reason





I have a reason and I am old fashioned but I can't decide which one of you.

Monday, September 01, 2008

مبارك عليكم الشهر

aaand the question is
عطر مهند نسائي أم رجالي؟




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I saw this picture CLICK on flickr 
وتذكرت أيام الغزو لما كنت أغسل الحمامات
It was the hardest chore.

Saturday, August 23, 2008

How to Defeat Anger

Dr.Foziya Dree' says:

wash your hands with cold water
look at yourself in the mirror
squint your eyes
and you will definitely smile.





Tuesday, August 19, 2008

qoozi mo gahwa

i went to Caribou at soug salmiya today and stood in line behind 3 sisters. it took them 10-15 mins to order a cup of coffee. they were discussing it like qoozi.. things like the amount of coffee, cream, and that the amount of ice should be equal to the lego (logo) level of the cup.
i usually leave when there's crowd, i didn't expect that 3 women would take such a long time ordering coffee!! 
in the end, and after the elder sister was done ordering, the middle sister told her to let me in so that i wouldn't wait for long!!!!!! after i was done, the middle sister not only took forever ordering her coffee, she also joined her 2 sisters watching and bossing around the lady at the corner preparing their coffee. i want this , i want that, i don't want this, i don't want that!!

el mohim, i was really surprised at their behaviour, and was interested in watching the whole scenario. 2 minutes after they sat on the table, the middle sister gave back her coffee to the waitress telling her :"i don't like it, 7aram, take it".!!!!

what!?! after all that!?!?!

so the waitress gave it to the cleaner guy who passed by the place.....

in the end, the waitress came to my table and apologized for not serving me well since those people took her time. she complained that they ordered many extras in their coffee and didn't want to pay the extra charge saying that they always do that at muhallab branch and pay the fixed price. so the waitress had to pay from her own pocket since she had already punched the extras.


Saturday, July 26, 2008

i need..

a vacation from my vacation.
 
 
u know what i mean?

Thursday, July 24, 2008

I am a good girl

Amsterdam
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Kharab!!!!!
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best thing about it is that it makes its people extremely sweet to tourists ;)

Tishhhh

I miss my bathroom

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Lainbow

i saw a rainbow
I SAW A RAINBOW
sij fagra
i couldnt believe it
i felt like a child
 
 
 
just wanna be a care bear like uuuuuuuuuu

Saturday, July 19, 2008

summer romance

Hello, this is Flamingoliya posting from heaven. Thanks my friends for the comments on my previous posts.
 
1. in the hotel
how to know there are kuwaitis in the  hotel?
 
 
their kids welcome you in the lobby
the free internet in the reception area is reserved by their kids for chatting on msn
when you walk through the corridors going to your room, on one side you smell furga3a
and on the other you small bukhoor
when you walk in the area near by the hotel, you sneeze because of the smell of dihin 3ood
 
 
 
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2. when its raining
wa3alayya 3alainna, they hide because of the rain, and we soak wet enjoying it.
 
 
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3. summer romance
dont despair, it could happen with the tour guide, or the tuktuk rider ;)
dont despair Ü
 
 
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logging off now, the kids are gonna kill me *wink*
 
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to shurouq,
i lost my ability to write, thus the very short posts :(

Friday, July 18, 2008

:)

ya 7ilow el ebtisama eli eb balash.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
o ya sheen el ebtisama etha kanat mustana3a aw mujamala,,, its tough business.