Sunday, December 26, 2004

Dear 6abakh

At 7:30 am
me: alo ta3al eshway
he: ana aakil, ba3dain yeeji

3 minutes later...

me: enta sheno takil?
He: marag, 3aish
Me: marag?! Sob7?! Mino sawwi?
He: ee, marag diyay, jeeb min mat3am
Me: mat3am!? Sob7?! Marag?!
He: ee hatha wajid zain
Me: 3ayal sheno ghada?
He: ghada simach, 3aish
Me: enta sawwi?
He: e ana sawwi 6obakh
Me: 3asha sheno?
He: la bas hatha 3asha ba3ad simach, 3aish. Enta wain friend? Shlon bacha? Enta shoof? Mita yeeji?
Me: zain, mako shoof.
He: yeeji ba3ad 6 shahar?
Me: eee
He: ee ana shoof hatha kollo jeeb bacha, yeeji ba3dain 6 shahar. Enta laish mako?
Me: mako wa7id zain
He: mako?!
Me: la mako
He: mako boy friend?
Me: la mako, 7aram
He: la ako, enta 3ala tool kalam fi telephone, halo halo, hahaha..

End of conversation

Dear 6abakh,
I couldn’t sleep last night. I was thinking of what my boss did to me. I was also thinking of the 7 year old friend ship that ended last night too. I woke up with a stomach ache (7ala nafsiyya). Dear 6abakh, now I’m in a better mood. You made me smile. Thank you.


Jewaira said...

So amusing to read that! You have a very interesting relationship with those people at work! Original perspective I must say.
Sorry to hear about your mishaps with bosses & friends. Here is the place where you can vent it and let it all out :)

Purgatory said...

oh man that was funny :) mako boy friend, la mako 7aram :P that must be the most funny line I have read in a while.

Have fun with the chef :)

Flamingoliya said...

Welcome to my blog, Jewaira :)
These people are warm and friendly. Especially this person, he cares a lot and can be funny at times. He can even say words of wisdom.
Bosses and friends, my ever-lasting dilemma.

Flamingoliya said...

I told you, he made my day :)

Armani.Lab said...

I hate starting my day without the smile of our office boy...n ofcourse the coffee he makes..allah ey5aleek ya 3aziz..o allah ey5alee who cheerz u up =)

Flamingoliya said...

o allah ekhaleek ba3ad. aham shay el coffee :)

Zeecu said...

my first visit here, but I must say.. that post made me laugh hehehe! as a result, you'll see more of me around here..

keep it up! :D

Flamingoliya said...

Hello Zeecu and welcome to my blog :)
i'm glad you liked my post
see you around (: