Yes, my boss has rolling eyes everywhere. Well I'm not talking about the big boss. But about the supervisor. He's a supervisor by all means. He thinks he was hired just to SUPERVISE our moves. Or in better words, MY MOVES.
Once upon a time good old Flamingoliya was working hard in her office (surfing the net that is). Her lovable (not so lovable in her supervisor's eyes) colleague decided to BREAK the law and go shopping. Flamingoliya thought that this was a brilliant idea. She kissed her PC goodbye and sneaked out. The two lovely friends (nerds) enjoyed a cruise in Soug Sharg, which isn't very far from where they work. They chose this place to shop in so that they'd be back in case of any emergency. They bought girly stuff like creams, massage oils and organic scents.
The day passed. A week passed. Minor boss called upon the two lovely friends (nerds) and asked them where and why they left that day. Flamingoliya played numb and dumb. But her lovely smart friend confessed. "The department was empty and so we left" she said.
Flamingoliya and nerd didn't know that when the department was totally empty, they were not allowed to sneak out. So bad old mean supervisor thought that this was wrong and totally unacceptable. He told big boss and showed him the report of missing attendants. It was a large list but nothing new to the daily atmosphere of their department.
Poor old Flamingoliya and her friend had a good reputation that was ruined on that specific day they sneaked out. Friend wasn't surprised at all cos her supervisor hated her (long story) so this was his pay back time. Flamingoliya was the victim. Flamingoliya couldn't be victimized. She wanted to enjoy the goods she bought (scents and creams) as if she knew she would need them that cursed day.
Up to the supervisor she went. "You victimized me" she said. "Work had to be done" he lied. (oops, I'm so indulged in this story that I just spilled my turkish coffee, thank God it didn't reach the keyboard.. Flamingoliya clicks save as). "We do not have work and you know that. The department is empty always and you know that too. Why in the HELL (Flamingoliya is playing strong in front of you guys) did you tell boss? Did you have to ruin my reputation? I've worked here since ages and I never left the workplace like that. Today I did, but other colleagues always did and still doing! Why me?! Why today?"
His only reason was that today (to Flamingoliya's bad luck) NO ONE was in the department. Did she have to sneak out before anybody did? Will supervisor call them incase they sneaked out right after her? She thinks not. He wouldn't dare talk to them. Yes, he only dares to talk to her. Because she's good.
So since that day, Flamingoliya decided to be bad. Since that day, Flamingoliya glued herself to her wooden chair 7 hours non-stop. She developed a back ache, big B****, swollen arteries, poor eye sight, wrist pain, stiff muscles, dried out skin, and increased caffeine blood levels. This is on the physical side.
As for the mental side, she developed increasing Amnesia, schizophrenia, withdrawal from the real life and extroversion in blog life.