I, Flamingoliya, hereby present you this post. My sole aim is to torture hungry souls who are sitting in their offices right now starving to death. I therefore, present you some delicious quotes I found on the internet.
Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces Judith Viorst
Chocolate: Here today .... Gone today!
I never met a chocolate I didn't like. Deanna Troi in Star Trek: The Next Generation
This guy found a bottle on the ocean, and he opened it and out popped a genie, and he gave him three wishes. The guy wished for a million dollars, and poof! there was a million dollars. Then he wished for a convertible, and poof! there was a convertible. And then, he wished he could be irresistible to all women... poof! he turned into a box of chocolates. It's not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let's face it, far more reliable than a man. Miranda Ingram
Exercise is a dirty word... Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
cacao beans
It's not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let's face it, far more reliable than a man. Miranda Ingram
Nuts just take up space where chocolate ought to be.
I don't understand why so many "so called" chocolate lovers complain about the calories in chocolate, when all true chocoholics know that it is a vegetable. It comes from the cocoa bean, beans are veggies, 'nuff said.
I could give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter.
I am a serious chocoholic. For the serious chocoholic, chocolate is better than sex. If you believe that, you REALLY need to meet that special someone who can change your mind. If you HAVE met that special someone and still believe that, I REALLY NEED to know where you get your chocolate!!!
Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. Chocolate isn't like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant. And it always feels good. Lora Brody
who wants a dip?
Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. author unknown.
Man cannot live on chocolate alone; but woman sure can.
Researchers have discovered that chocolate produced some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are. Matt Lauer on NBC's Today Show, August 22
11 comments:
You are so F-ing funny! I have 2 favorite chocolates: raspberry cordials from Godiva and truffles by Kron. Kron is handmade chocolate that we used to get in DC. They had a shop with a life-size woman's leg made of chocolate. Now, under normal circumstances I would NEVER be interested in eating a woman's leg. However, in this case, I craved it! LOL. My mother sends me Kron truffles every year at Christmas (because she is the best mom in the entire world). Almost (but not quite) better than sex. Well wait... it depends on the guy... sometimes it IS better than sex...
Anyways, I thought this chocolate post was very funny. LOL at work and making people wonder why they hired me....
Desert Girl
i am not a big fan of chocolate, but i like chocolate cakes and chocolate ice creams. i am neutral toward the rest of chocolates :p
now i get it, I guess :)
next time just start your post by saying : "My sole aim is to torture The Don." you don't have to explain me to others.. :P
amerab
you are even funnier you made me LOL too at the screen LOOOOL. hand made chocolate? (flamingoliya drools). a woman's leg? hahaha i wouldn't mind at this moment but would chop it a hundered times before i eat it :p
"sometimes it IS better than sex" i want to marry Mr.chocolate!! :p
armani
thank you, glad you liked it :D you somehow inspired me LOL
i rate myself 10/10!
poet
baaas? come on! maboga shay! hehehehe.. you're an addict dear :p
me too, i prefer cakes but i'm talking about chocolate in general not chocolate bars :)
purg :p
brach,
it is? i didn't know! "innocent*
:P
and again, i wanna marry Mr.chocolate then.
Mmmmm Flamingoliya, what a delightful post. Your pictures are tempting and your quotes are funny.
And you know the best thing for a pining heart is to fill up on some good quality chocolate. Lickety lick :P
Tattas
IT IS precious :) i don't know whether to envy you or not for not liking chocolate or sweets much. It is a good thing when speaking of health, but not when speaking of joy and delight :D
when i think of dieting i wish i didn't love sweets but when i'm in agony; it is my best friend.
one thing to add, is people who like sweets but must eat salt food afterwards! they amaze me since it is completely the opposite for me.The Don
LOL, I will :p
Jewaira
chocolate is heart's best medicine.
I'm glad you liked it :D
The Don
LOL, I will :p
(I don't know how my comment got stuck there hehehe)
armani
weeeeeird :p
salty food make me thirsty, so sweets afterwards quench my thirst.
armani I drink juices and soda more than water! cuz they have suger in them :p
armani :)
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