I, Flamingoliya, hereby present you this post. My sole aim is to torture hungry souls who are sitting in their offices right now starving to death. I therefore, present you some delicious quotes I found on the internet.
Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces Judith Viorst
Chocolate: Here today .... Gone today!
I never met a chocolate I didn't like. Deanna Troi in Star Trek: The Next Generation
This guy found a bottle on the ocean, and he opened it and out popped a genie, and he gave him three wishes. The guy wished for a million dollars, and poof! there was a million dollars. Then he wished for a convertible, and poof! there was a convertible. And then, he wished he could be irresistible to all women... poof! he turned into a box of chocolates. It's not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let's face it, far more reliable than a man. Miranda Ingram
Exercise is a dirty word... Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
It's not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let's face it, far more reliable than a man. Miranda Ingram
Nuts just take up space where chocolate ought to be.
I don't understand why so many "so called" chocolate lovers complain about the calories in chocolate, when all true chocoholics know that it is a vegetable. It comes from the cocoa bean, beans are veggies, 'nuff said.
I could give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter.
I am a serious chocoholic. For the serious chocoholic, chocolate is better than sex. If you believe that, you REALLY need to meet that special someone who can change your mind. If you HAVE met that special someone and still believe that, I REALLY NEED to know where you get your chocolate!!!
Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. Chocolate isn't like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant. And it always feels good. Lora Brody
who wants a dip?
Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. author unknown.
Man cannot live on chocolate alone; but woman sure can.
Researchers have discovered that chocolate produced some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are. Matt Lauer on NBC's Today Show, August 22