Sunday, October 23, 2005

The Monkey

حكايات موزه وخضره


أم موزه تنظر الى ابنتها وتقول

الأم،، والله بشرتك حلوه

موزه تبتسم، تختفي عينيها، تظهر قمازاتها، ويحمر وجهها وتقهقه وتقول

موزه،، يمه، صج

الأم تنظر بكل اعجاب وتقول

الأم،، والله وجهك نضر، بشرتك حلوه، خدودك ورديه، اسنانك تتلامع

موزه تلف وجهها يمينا ويسارا من الخجل لا تدري كيف تعبر عن فرحتها، فتدس وجهها بين ركبتي والدتها، تمسح عليهما وتقهقه وهي في قمة سعادتها وتسأل مره أخرى

موزه،، يمه، صج، صج

الأم هنا تؤكد كلامها

موزه تحاول شرح الموضوع لتقنع نفسها بأنها حلوه أو لربما تبرر مصدر هذه الحلاة

موزه،، نعم، هذا من نور الايمان، هذا من الأكل الذي يورد خدي، هذا من الكبة والتشريبه


هنا تتدخل خضره أخت موزه وتقول

خضره،، هذا كله من كريم البشرة الجديد الذي تستخدمينه

هنا موزه بدأت تفكر، وكأن تعليق أختها الذي بدا اما واقعي أو ينم عن غيره، أيا كان الأمر، موزه حادثت نفسها تحاول معرفة الحقيقة، تحادث نفسها وتقول بصمت

موزه،، هل أنا حقا حلوه، أم أن القرد بعين أمه غزال

مقوله كانت دائما ترددها لها خضره سنين طوال

19 comments:

Ms. Milk said...

wa3alayyaaaa!

i loved the characters ;)

Shurouq said...

موزة حلوة، آنا أعرفها
خضرة بعد ما عليها قاصر

And you definitely don't want a poet, girl!

Brava Valentia said...

LOOOOOL


3ajeeeeebah !

A3sab said...

IT'S TRUE!! ilqird ib3ain umma 3'azal!! speaking from experience.

I was supposed to post about this issue a few days ago but i never got to it. you'l get my take on that in a couple of days flam.

Purgatory said...

its the cream

3baid said...

Did you know that bananas actually help your skin look good? The country that consumes the most banana's is Germany btw. :)

Flamingoliya said...

Milky
shiftay shlon? maskeena!
glad you liked them :)

Shurooooouq
it's good to see you around :) hmmm i didn't know that you knew khathra too ;)
no poet, toba.

Mother
glad you liked it :)

A3sab
LOL :)
yalla waiting for your post.

Purg
ok

3baid
yes that's why Moza has a glowing skin :)
Germany?! maybayyin!

Spontaneousnessity said...

ya7lel il om, nafsha reesh 3yaalha wemsamyat-hom after food, cute =}

Blossom said...

Poor girl !

Peach said...

Man if she's thinking it's noor el iman and good food that's making her pretty then to me she IS pretty no matter what here green sister says ;P

Pretty on the inside! Pretty all over.

MissCosmoKuwait said...

Cute!...If moza is as cute as she sounds...then she's definately 7elwa....inside and out!

NuNu™ said...

Laaaa Mouza 7ilwa!! Khodhra is just jealous!!

Judy Abbott said...

lol abeeeh.. so what cream is she using? :P

Equalizer said...

Is there a case for something opposite?

q8tyshareef said...

Get a grip people

Q8ana said...

Enyaaahahahaha ....Ejebatny :P

daffy said...

Beauty is from the inside and not the outside! Judging from moza's personality I'd see she's very beautiful just like her mom

Sheba said...

LOL very funny & cute characterization & narrration & yes i never believe my mother

Flamingoliya said...

Sponty
LOL.. Khathra means the color green :)

Blossom
disappointed too :)

Peach
LOL.. mean green sister who keeps disappointing her.

Misscosmo
too bad that's not what people look for now :P

Nunu
Khathra as in green :P
I'll tell mouza you said so ;)

Judy
LOL.. she uses Kanebu.

Equalizer
opposite like what?

Kuwaitana
I'm glad :)

Chocolat
that's the way it should be :) but too bad some judge from the outside.

Sheba
LOL.. I hope you don't have a sister like khathra :p