Monday, June 20, 2005

Um Rashed

تعلن (أم راشد) عن افتتاح مقرها الانتخابي بقاعة الراية
ولكل عانس ومطلقة طشة فال وبديكير ومنيكير وأبر تفخ الشفايف ورفع الحاجب
ويوجد لدينا دكتور لشد التجاعيد وشفط الدهون
كل هذه الأعمال مجانا
لا تترددن بأصواتكن أيتها نون النسوه
سوف أمحي كل عنوستكن
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موضوع آثار التقدم بالسن وكيفية المحافظة على الشباب أصبح محور حديث زميلاتي اللاتي يبلغن من العمر الثلاثون وما فوق، كل واحدة تنظر في مرآتها الصغيرة وتتفحص وجهها وصفة أسنانها، يتناقشن حول التجاعيد التي تظهر أسفل العين، خططهن المستقبلية حول العلاج بالبوتوكس وأفضل أنواع الكريمات المستخدمة مثل ماركة أوباجي
هذه الماركة لديها عيادة طبية بالكويت لفحص البشرة وتحديد نوع الكريمات، ما أثار دهشتي هو تقديمهم علاج لازالة رائحة الابط
ألا تتمنون ارسال بعض معارفكم هناك


ماذا سأفعل يا ترى حين أبلغ الثلاثون، آآآآه الثلاثون وما أدراكم ما سيجره الثلاثون
رقم مخيف
ليس به رحمة
لست بطفلة ولست بمراهقة
لست بفتاة ولست بصبية
ثلاثون
ثلاثة من العقود
هل ستجرني الى قبر يملؤه الدود
أم جنة تملؤها الورود
هل ستتحول حياتي من رقود وركود وجمود
الى حياة فيها يتحقق الوفاء بالوعود
هل سينطفئ القلب الحسود وتتلاشى كمية الوقود
أم سيطعن بالبارود
مالت على الهنود
يسمون الحليب دود

21 comments:

Shurouq said...

lol
وين نزار قباني عنك؟

Do they really call it "dood"?

Anti_Reason said...


"When I was thirty-five
It was a very good year
It was a very good year for blue-blooded girls
Of independent means
We’d ride in limousines
Their chauffeurs would drive
When I was thirty-five"

cosimfree911 said...

halaaa flam

traaa walaa almaraa mate7laa walaa et9ear 7elwaa ella ethaa kamalt al 30 laish enty za3lanaa hathee a7laa ftraa fee 3omr albent enjoy it and have fun with it y3nee shenoo ely mometzawjaa mat3eash laa traa walaa hathaa kalaam fa9'ee i told my sis few years ago gbel lat9ear 30 oo kant moo metzawjaa getlahaa shenoo a7san mometzawjaa welaa ta5thean wa7ed oo te7asefain oo b3dain et9erean mo6algaa think about it and live ur life

have fun

مبتدئ said...

GAram doood

ehe 7ilwa

a7la 3umur 30

U'll be a hot mamma and bay3at-ha by then.. good combination :p

جنة الحواس said...

I can't add something new 2 what they said ..I liked Ms.Baker's comment....

بس اللي بقوله ... كل فترة من أعمارنا لها حلاوتها ..

You Choose whether 2 enjoy it or not ..

بس آنا اقول لج هالعمر فيه عيب واحد .. الا و هو انج راح اتلقبين بلقب جميل جدا اذا ما تزوجتي .. بس والله حلو هالعمر

Interesting words .. ;)

Nooni said...

cathrine zeta jones !! for god sake she is an actress and ofcourse she will be beautiful as she grow she uses her $$money as a facial MASK !!it will remove all kind of wrinkles and uglyness :P

well to be hounest i hope when i become 30 i wouls still have this personality i have now :) i want to stay a kid :D

Ra-1 said...

معروف علميا إن الوحدة تكون بقمة جمالها بعمر 30 :)

Obagi is really magic! I heard it opened in Al-Raya n_n

2 Second Club ® said...

People, stop lying to your selves, I'm with you Flamin, being 30 sucks honky dory.. e7im e7im.. (11 days left for mine)

Purgatory said...

You need a hobby or some after work activity to get your mind away from this mess, even better a vacation.

Papillona ® said...

being thirty is really wow! I think a woman in 30 usually looks the sexiest .
don't worry about numbers, take a good care of your looks and you'll feel good :)

maha said...

تصدقين عاد
في فلم اسمه
13 going on 30

أحداث القصة حلوة
بس بالمختصر
القصة إن البنت يصير فجأة عمرها 30 بعد ما كان 13 بسبب أمنية تمنتها

وايد ناس تمدح هالعمر
و ناس تقول إنه أحلى عمر

و كل عمر حلو
بمزاياه و عيوبه

لا تحاتين
=)

Shurouq said...

lol
See, W, You crack me up every time!

Loved the accent ;)

Blossom said...

I don't want to get old !

Flamingoliya said...

I'm on a temporal malfunction..

Jelly Belly said...

Age is just a number sweetie...don't stress over it..besides 30's are the new 20's but with less drama ;)

Flamingoliya said...

MsBaker, loved your comment! :)

Shurouq, yes they call it dood. it's a part of a song actually. I hear it at weddings.

Anti_Reason , beautiful lines. I wonder if it would be the same for achla7-blooded girls.

Cosimfree, single till I die.

Mobi, hehe you think so?

Broke, thank you :) oo hal laqab kharrab 3ala 7alawat hal 3omor.

Tinky Winky, yeah Catherine, Catherine only.

Nooni, sure you can still have your personality as long as you ignore physical changes.

Ra-1 scientifically? hmm never heard of it before. Obagi bil Raya just sells. but the one at Shi3ib area has consultation.

Don, I'm glad we're on the same wavelength. may God be with you on your b-day. I will be there for you if you need anything.

Purg, kaifi. leave me alone.

W. LOL although it took me loooong to get your (own personal accent) but I believe you're are the funniest blogger around. badda3tay.

Sarah, I am starting to take good care. I said my goodbyes to jam3iyya creams.

Maha, I think I'm gonna get that movie!! thanks!

Shopa, "With the mind of a 30 year old, she is beautiful" Ahem! I'll leave that for you to judge ;p

Blossom, me neither! ;/

M, you wish you become thirty?! you seem younger than that! why the hurry!

Flamingoliya, I know.. I don't blame you.

Jelly Belly, I'm with you on the less drama, good point.



Sorry people for my late response. my mood was on a roller coaster.

Jewaira said...

Flamingoliya
I love the way you write and no one has the same sense of humour and wit that you do. Keep up the great work beautiful woman :)

Flamingoliya said...

Dear Jewaira
Your words are magical! I never felt this flattered before. thank you! I feel beautiful already. beautiful till I die!

Anti_Reason said...

Hello Flamingoliya,

Thats how Sinatra sang it, and he didn’t mention achla7 or amla7 blooded girls :-S

It ends with:

“But now the days are short, I'm in the autumn of the year,
And now I think of my life as vintage wine from fine old kegs,
From the brim to the dregs, it poured sweet and clear.
It was a very good year!”

Flamingoliya said...

W, merci keteer? this sounds lebanese to me!

Anti reason
"But now the days are short, I'm in the autumn of the year"
now you're making me worry about the age of 36.

Flamingoliya said...

they appear with aging Latifa :)