Friday, January 12, 2007

Tell Me a Joke...

...I'm bored.

An old joke I used to tell when I was a child:

A banana and a tomato were walking down the street. A car hit the tomato, so the banana said : " Oh, Ketchup!".
Then another car hit the banana, so the tomato said: "Oh banana split!".

Silly I know, but not if told by a cute little kid.

Tell me a joke, make me laugh!


Judy Abbott said...

since i'm a scientist all my jokes are nerdy and in points, so if the joke takes a minute to be told with me it takes 3 words.

Call me i'll tell you one :P

Puppylove said...

hear this, i love it!

محشش سألوه: اذا خروف تزوج نملة شنو يبون؟

قال المحشش: يا خروف منمل
يا نملة مخرفة


Papillona said...


Delicately Realistic said...

Sa3at when im bored widy a7i6 a7ad jidamy o mako a7ad ytha7k hal ayam...aby ath7ak min gaaaaalb!!

Yazeed said...

(sorry, but its true)

oo i feel iny sakheef now cuz i am too sleepy to come up with a better joke

(wait, consider the line above as a joke)


Breeze said...

أكو محشش شرى تاكسي .. ركبه و لما ساق يسمع الأوادم تأشر تقول : تااكسي .. تاااكسي
وإهوا يقول : أدري .. أدري !


أكو بدوي سألوه شنو مؤهلاتك ..؟ قال ثالث إبتدائي بس أعرف واحد دارس بأمريكا


بخيل يكلم حبيبته بالتليفون قالتله خلص رصيدي دق علي .. قالها إحنا وصلنا طريج مسدود ولازم نفترق !!


محشش تقدم حق وحده بيخطبها .. قالتله آسفه أنا في داخلي إنسان ثاني غيرك أنتظره .. قالها بلا فلسفة وقولي حامل !!


حمار يقول حق خطيبته الحماره .. متى نتزوج يا حمارة ؟ جان تقوله لما تحسن ألفاظك !!


Hope u get well soon :)

Ali said...

i don't have a joke and enjoyed reading the jokes
you gotta check our new podcast episode this week about staring and cutting line in Kuwait at:

The Criticizer said...

lol @ breeze

Well I don't know.. here's a few..

- A Chinese couple had a black green-eyed baby.
They called him Sum Sing Wrong.


- A conversation between a man from Texas and a Harvard graduate:-

Texan: "Where are you from?"

Har. Grad.: "I come from a place where we do not end our sentences with prepositions."

Texan: "OK - where are you from, jackass?".


- George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is.


'And what is your question, Billy?

'I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?'

Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right question time. Who has a question?"

Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him what his name is.


'And what is your question, Steve?'

'I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And fifth, what the f... happened to Billy?'



Swair. said...

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a
good meal, they lay down and went to sleep. Some hours later,
Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up
at the sky and tell me what you see!"

"I see millions of stars," Watson said. "What does that tell
you?" Holmes asked.

Watson replied. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are
millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically,
I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, I can see that God is all-powerful.
Meteorologically, I suspect we will have a beautiful day
tomorrow. What does it tell you, Holmes?"

"Watson, you idiot," he said. "Someone has stolen our tent!"

Cr8ivia said...

akh law agool my childhood joke :P

ray said...

i'm bored too ... and sleepy and i have tons of work to do...

"singing and yawning at the same time"

Flamingoliya said...

thank you all :* will reply to each one of you enshalla

MiYaFuSHi said...

Can I just sms you one? :P