Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Blog Addiction Versus Anonymity

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Blogspot visited me last night holding a gun with one hand and choking me with the other. IT typed on its orange face: “Either you tell me who you are, or I will block you from me and deprive you from blogging for the rest of your life”. “Not even in my grave?” I asked. “No!” IT said.


I was so confused that I didn’t know what to choose. IT felt sorry for me. IT had to leave cos IT was supposed to spam some other bloggers in the blogosphere. So IT decided to give me the “Indecisive Type Bloggers Solution” and left. “What is that?” I yelled in vain.

letter

When I woke up in the morning I found this comment under my pillow.


30 comments:

Shurouq said...

Lol Flamingoliya,
You crack me up

Bes walla, you're secret's safe with me :P

Papillona ® said...

hmmmm

Flamingoliya said...

Shurouq
I trust you ;)

Sarah
hmmm?

Armani.Lab said...

Hahhaha..jst put a water gun under ur pillow filled with clorox & spray it when u see that Blogspot as precaution ;)

Purgatory said...

Purgatory and the Purgatorian Experience are not associated with this problem.

Jewaira said...

A quandary :(

Ms.Baker said...

Flaming, you are really something :) Sij 3ajeeba. That was just great, you totally grabbed me and made me laugh. You have a fantastic imagination girl!

MsB

BlogSpot said...

I know who you are and I saw what you did in blogspot.

Spontaneousnessity said...

that's another bad teenage movie isn't it, I know what you posted last summer. BLOWS!

Papillona ® said...

when ever I read this post I keep singing: BANG BANG he shot me down BANG BANG I hit the grownd BANG BANG that awful sound..

BANG BANG

MY BABYYY SHOT MEEE DOWN

Salted-Caramel said...

Omg, mino BlogSpot? :/ 'IT' is alive! OMG!

BlogSpot said...

BlogSpot Points the gun at Salted-Caramel .
WATCH OUT ! I BITE

BlogSpot said...

Spontaneousnessity

BlogSpot is charging you for having the longest nickname. You are causing server over load.

BlogSpot said...

shurouq

BlogSpot is giving you a gold medal for your tolerance with your commentators.

BlogSpot said...

Jewaira

BlogSpot is asking you for a date. Will you dance with me? Under the moon and stars...

Jewaira said...

Blogspot
I could never resist such a romantic proposition ;) You must know me well. Pity you are inanimate :P

Shurouq said...

LOl BlogSpot, Thank you, I'm honored

Spontaneousnessity said...

BlogSpot, dude you should charge puppylove! she has like a couple of nicknames attached into eachother cause more disturbance than mine does!
Pink Bubblegum/PuppylovePink! sorry babe =P oh and hey what's it to you? my nickname is my Cinderella dress it has to be special and unique and all that.. get your own Cinderella dress.

Purgatory said...

copycat

Flamingoliya said...

Armani
that's a smart idea! ;)

Purg
you are!
* for a moment I thought blogspot might be you :p

Jewaira
a nightmare!

MsBaker
Sanks! ;)

Blogspot
I didn't blog that! How did you know?! :s

Sponty
eshfeeh blogspot 3alainnna :s

Sarah
OMG my nightmare is really affecting you :P

Salty
Heeelp! :s

Salted-Caramel said...

Flamingo! IT wants to kill me!!

BlogSpot: Don't make me angry or else I'll shoot you in the head with my caramelicious gun!

*screams* FLAAAAAAMINGOOOOO HELP!!!!

Ms.Baker said...

Hehe and LOL! Blogspot is scary.

MsB, who is enjoying this post and its comments immensely for the first time in a looooong while...

BlogSpot said...

Msbaker

BlogSpot is giving you a life time supply of La Mer for your valuable contribution to Blogosphere.

BlogSpot said...

Spontaneousnessity

Thanks for your co-operation.
WE WILL CHARGE YOU BOTH.
1$/letter.

BlogSpot said...

BlogSpot is closing down for 2 days due to serious damage caused by Salted-Caramel's screams.

Flamingoliya said...

Salty
I am dead scared and can't help :s

MsB
I'm glad oo 7ayyach Allah :)



Flamingoliya installs anti-blogspot.

Ms.Baker said...

Dear Blogspot,

Sir,

You have greatly honored me with your most generous gift of the precious La Mer and your kind words. Therefore, I humbly declare myself your fan and eternally in your debt.

Respectfully,

MsB ( who it seems can be bought off with expensive facial creams... ;) )

Salted-Caramel said...

Flamingo :D My scream managed to save you and me from the murderous Blogspot! I got DA PAWA!

Equalizer said...

Mmm I dont get it.

Flamingoliya said...

LOL salty and MsB :)

Equalizer
hmm what didn't you get? so that I can explain :)
It's about the conflict between blog addiction (maybe you're not yet since you are a new blogger) and anonymity (hiding real ID like the fact that you're not telling us what your restaurant is :P )